Jedva čekam da me žena zamjeni sa mlađi model. Onda sam slobodan kao ptica.

Falilo bi mi da ona radi a ja plandujem. Dobro sam se udao.

Prije nego sam se udao sam se izborio za lagodan život a da nisam radio. To je bio uvjet potpisivanja Daytona i ulaska u "federaciju". Da zadržim što sam imao.

Čini mi se da vas u diskotekama zovu "starke", pa bježe mladi od vas ? Da nije to problem ?

Emt, sta zene vole?

Zapad je ovo. MTV generacija. Sve preko 25 je starka i stara koka.

"Jebeni stranci". Kako će se drugačije zvati kad je iz ex-Juge.

A zašto pitaš mene. Pitaj supruga.
Bosanke se uvijek udaju za bar 8 godina starijeg.

Idite u klinac. Izazvao sam karmu pa supruga zvonca da ništa ne radim. Moram provjeriti da ne čita moje forume.

Pojma vi žene nemate.

Žene vole kad si doma na forumu. Ne ideš po kafićima i ne ganjaš ženske. Samo ti to nikad neće priznati.

Stage 1. Clinger:

You meet a girl at a club / bar / party and you both exchange phone numbers. She then calls you the NEXT day without skipping a beat and asks why you haven’t called her yet.

Analysis:

As long as a girl stays at a stage 1 level she is manageable just like all pre- 1950's women. At this stage she is just excited about dating a new guy and she may just be touchy feely.

Recommendations:

No need to worry just yet. Get to the point as quick as you can. Get the pooch and then bounce before she goes stone cold fuck nuts on your ass.



Stage 2. Clinger:

When you go on a date with a girl for the first time and before the date is over she already planned another date for the following night.

Analysis:

This is dangerous. Her planning the next outing is a gateway for her stranglehold around your penis and not in a sexual way. She is attempting to control your mobility by always locking you into an obligation.

Recommendations:

You can use her own game against her by pre-planning a trip to her couch where you wait for her to make the first move. After she initiates human contact get your trouser snake ready to put in her bag of leaves. Continue this pattern until she escalates her clinging level, if she moves up a level then bail out like Hollywood and Wolfman did in Top Gun.

Stage 3. Clinger:

When you officially end a date with the first kiss and the next day you have 5 missed calls within an hour before 10:00 am.

Analysis:

She is getting very desperate beyond the scope of normal behavior for a first time acquaintance. This is normally middle school behavior but it is coming from a girl between the ages of 19-32.

Recommendations:

If she keeps calling then she is more likely to act on emotional impulse yearning for security of a man. Her anxiety and insecurity could lead you to winning gold in the event of pussy sacking. She is ripe for a misleading kiss that leads to her bed all by her own doing. So the next kiss take it all the way down to the bed but do not say "I Love you". Hit it and quit and change your zip code when you are done inspecting her building codes inside and out!

Stage 4 Clinger:

When you go on a few dates with a girl and she begins to envelope your friendship circles on the internet in an attempt to get to your outer-net. She will start sending friend requests to your immediate friends and then start to locate your family members online. When this occurs she will then have a source of vital "intelligence" to use against you by monitoring your social life. She then will start talking about your past occurrences as though she was there and get angry at you for doing the things you did years before she ever knew you.

Analysis:

Danger... Danger... She is not only planning your marriage at this point but your death and living will! Be like Captain James T. Kirk in Star Trek VI "BACK OFF BACK OFF!"

Recommendations:

Cancel your facebook or myspace account stat! Change your cell number and cut off all ties with the circle of friends pertaining to this woman. If need be, move back into your parents house until this blows over.

Stage 5 Clinger:

When you hook up with a girl during a one night stand (not known to her to be one) and by the next day she talks about moving in, meeting your parents, you meeting her parents, getting a dog together, talks about wanting kids, asks about ring sizes, how fast she is falling in love with you, how it took so long to finally find you, cries after kissing you, makes plans for Thanksgiving and Christmas when it is in the month of July followed by inviting you to her friends wedding in a desperate attempt to catch the bouquet thus sealing your fate of marriage.

Analysis:

At this stage you maybe out of options if you are a Nice Guy. If you are a regular guy who just likes ass, gas and the mystical glop then you are capable of surviving this. At this stage the woman is incapable of pretending to understand rationality, accountability and is just raw unchecked emotions as women tend to be in their natural un-propped up state. Her search for her father is finally over and you are it. She will now begin to socially remove you from your own life by rationing her pussy in an attempt to control the obey and reward system.

Recommendations:

It is imperative that you file an immediate restraining order and lie on the affidavit in order to insure the magistrate issues you one. Play the ridiculous phone messages for good measure as well as for the police. This way if the stage 5 clinger violates the restraining order she will be locked up on the spot allowing you to pursue your pussy endeavors unmolested by a crazy Cock Blocking psycho.

možda je problem do Švabe, tko zna šta on frflja.