Gotov Urlaub!

Pomaze Bog!

ima jedan vic o peri ložaču.

kladijo se pere ložač sa rodijakom da nema mista di ga ne znaju.
ošli oni kod precjednika mjesne zajednice, a precjednik odma onako svrata: di si pere, otkad te nisan vidijoooo!
dobije pere ložač opkladu.
kaže rodijak, amo se kladit da te ne zna precjednik općine.
oklade se oni i odu kod precjednika, a precjednik općine se skoči sa votelje, zagrli peru nakog mrčavog, izljubi ga i počasti.
tako pere dobi i drugu opkladu.
rodijak se zainatijo vratit pare pa m predloži da se opklade u dvojstruko da ga ne zna precjednik države.
odoše oni do precjednika, a precjednik kad ugleda peru, pošalje lemosinu prid peru i ko sebi ravnog, dočeka ga u banskim dvorim.
dodijalo rodijaku gubit, pa se razmisli, ko ima da sigurno ne more znat peru. tako se siti pape.
i opklade se oni. odoše u rim, a papa drži govor sa prozora bazilike.
reče pero rodijaku da pričeka, da će se pozdravit s papom.
uto rodijak zadovoljno zatrlja rukama računajući koliko je to para...
prođe malo vrimena, ugleda on peru kraj pape, ljubi mu prsten.
uto začu iz gomile: ma kome ono pere ložač ljubi ruku?

kenjac bijo ko nije razumijo.

ja ne znam ni jednog ložača

Dave was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them."

Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "OK, Dave, how about Tom Cruise?"

"No dramas boss, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it." So Dave and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door, and Tom Cruise shouts,

"Dave! What's happening? Great to see you! Come on in for a beer!"

Although impressed, Dave's boss is still skeptical. After they leave Cruise's house, he tells Dave that he thinks him knowing Cruise was just lucky.

"No, no, just name anyone else," Dave says.

"President Obama," his boss quickly retorts.

"Yup," Dave says, "Old buddies, let's fly out to Washington," and off they go.

At the White House, Obama spots Dave on the tour and motions him and his boss over, saying, "Dave, what a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let's have a beer first and catch up."

Well, the boss is very shaken by now but still not totally convinced. After they leave the White House grounds he expresses his doubts to Dave, who again implores him to name anyone else.

"Pope Francis," his boss replies.

"Sure!" says Dave. "I've known the Pope for years." So off they fly to Rome.

Dave and his boss are assembled with the masses at the Vatican's St. Peter's Square when Dave says, "This will never work. I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope." He disappears into the crowd headed towards the Vatican.

Sure enough, half an hour later Dave emerges with the Pope on the balcony, but by the time Dave returns, he finds that his boss has had a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics.

Making his way to his boss' side, Dave asks him, "What happened?"

His boss looks up and says, "It was the final straw... you and the Pope came out on to the balcony and the man next to me said, 'Who the fuk is that on the balcony with Dave?'

Faljen Isus !!!!

Danas naletio na ovo, pa se osjećam prevareno. Iako taj vic, Pero Ložač, ima elemente koji bi mogli biti iz bilo koje kulture, nisam baš očekivao da je doslovan prijevod engleskog vica (a djelovalo je tako "narodno"). Iako je ovdje spomenut Papa Franjo, očito je puno stariji vic, kojem samo dodaju osobe relevantne u tom periodu.

Vic je genijalan, samo su to englezi preveli sa rvatskog! Pero nije spomenuo Papu Franju, niti Papu Vranju.
Uostalom naš čovik je daleko duhovitiji i snalažljiviji, englezi su samo bezobrazniji, nemilosrdniji i perverzniji.
Sjeti se samo Ere s onog svjeta!

Prokleti Englezi, nije im dosta bilo Bleiburga, još nam sad neovlašteno kradu i najbolje viceve. Dokle ide taj bezobrazluk?!